Two guys walks into a church.  A pastor is standing at the front of the church pews.  The two guys walk up to him, and the first guy says, “I’ve come to seek forgiveness for my sins.”

“Absolutely.  You are already forgiven.  Know that what Jesus did on the cross covered everything you’ve ever done and will ever do.”

“Seriously?  Grace is that far-reaching?” the first guy says dumbfounded.

“Yes it is my friend.  Rejoice because your sins are forgiven.”

The second guy chimes in. “That’s great because I’ve come to seek forgiveness too?”

“Sure you are,” the pastor says.  “In order for me to believe you I need to see that you’ve changed.”

“But wait a minute,” the second guy stammers.  “You just said that Jesus covered everything.”

“I know,” says the pastor.  “But his name is not Ted Haggard.”